Laney Elisabeth Barber was born at 4:44 PM today! She was 7 lbs, 8 oz and 18 inches long. Mother and baby are both very healthy. Everything went extremely well!

Thank you all for your prayers and gifts - it is all appreciated.

Actual words from the mouth of my wife:

"The B.R.A.T. Patrol is a better movie than The Goonies."

I don't know how to respond to that. Suggestions?