Reason I hate government employees # 487:

I spoke to my cousin Brent (who works for the NSA) last night. He said, "What are you doing Monday? It's a holiday, you know?" I said, "What holiday?" He said, "President's Day. Don't you get off work that day?"

Bastard.

Nomination number two for the Moder Day Hymn Writers Hall of Fame:

Don and Lori Chaffer


You Are So Good To Me

You are so good to me
You heal my broken heart
You are my Father in heaven

You ride upon the clouds
You lead me to the truth
You are the Spirit inside me

You poured out all your blood
You died upon the cross
You are my Jesus who loves me

Chorus:
You are beautiful my sweet, sweet, song
I will sing again

Bridge:
You are my strong melody
You are my dancing rhythm
You are my perfect rhyme
And I want to sing forever