What Sam did this morning:

1) Went downstairs after I left for work, and before Janna got up.

2) Opened the pantry.

3) Took out a package of popcorn.

4) Took the plastic wrapper off of said package.

5) Put the package in the microwave.

6) Pushed the "Popcorn" button on the microwave.

7) Removed the popcorn.

8) Opened the bag.

9) Had popcorn for breakfast.

A truly wonderful article by Larry Miller in The Weekly Standard. How was everyone's Mother's Day, by the way?