Sorry I've been AWOL for so long, folks. I've been busy. Here's a P.J. O'Rourke nugget for you:
"How come," I asked Andy, "whenever something upsets the Left, you see immediate marches and parades and rallies with signs already printed and rhyming slogans already composed, whereas whenever something upsets the Right, you see two members of the Young Americans for Freedom waving a six-inch American flag?"